The sun enters Gemini tomorrow night. I can’t even say that I have mixed feelings about this cosmic development because I’m sort of neutral on the sign. I’ve had some terrific Gemini friends in my life, but they sort of bug me because they don’t know when to shut up.
I’ve always claimed that this is the sign of the split personality, only you get both personalities at once. Most of us have a sense of discretion. With my Capricorn sun, Cancer moon and Libra rising, I’ve got discretion to spare. Most Gemini natives, however, don’t feel the need to hold anything back. I keep my darker thoughts to myself. They let you know what they’re thinking twenty-four-hours-a-day, regardless of how evil those thoughts may be.
Anyway, I’ve resolved to make some money from writing this stuff once again, so I’m not going to give it all away like a Gemini with a mouth that never closes, like Donald Trump, Naomi Campbell or Joan Rivers. I will say that I’m more excited about Mars going direct later today. It moved into my first house before it slipped back into my twelfth house. I’ve spent the last few weeks evaluating my own ego and the things that energize me. I’m ready for a change, and this change in the cosmic weather might be the kick in the pants I need. Or maybe it’s going to kick off the midlife crisis I’m supposed to be having around this age. I hope so! I need a little excitement in my life. I want to feel like an Olsen twin when she gets in front of a camera on the red carpet. Or maybe not . . .