Happy birthday, Gal Gadot. I’m looking forward to seeing what you bring to the role of Wonder Woman. That Lynda Carter has some mighty big cups to fill . . .
Happy birthday, Uma Thurman. You’ll be happy to know that I bought the Italian issue of “Vanity Fair” with your photo on the cover, but don’t let it go to your head. I always buy it; the spaghetti recipes are delightful . . .
Happy birthday, Bridget Moynahan. I didn’t even remember that you were a model because I can only remember you for your groundbreaking work alongside Tyra Banks in “Coyote Ugly” . . .
Happy birthday, Judy Carne. I don’t know what it is about this book cover, but I’m laughing on the outside and laughing on the inside . . .
Happy birthday, Jason Lee. What a great photo! For a moment I forgot you were a Scientologist and thought you were a scientist . . .
Happy birthday, Sigrid Agren. I might be one-quarter Ukrainian, but I have no idea what this cover says. If I had to guess, I’d say it was something about spring’s hottest perogy recipes . . .