The past few days I’ve read plenty of articles about today’s blue moon. The blue moon is a second full moon that happens to occur in a calendar month. It has NO astrological significance. In fact, it’s just another talking point for people who don’t bother to respect the elegant mathematics of astrology, like the idiots who suddenly “discover” a thirteenth zodiac sign.
So do me a favor and shut up. Mars is conjunct my midheaven right now and if I have to listen to any more of this crap, I’m gonna punch someone . . .
Happy birthday, Kiara Kabukuru. I remember you. You were the anti-Naomi of your time . . .
Happy birthday, Hilary Swank. It’s nice to see that you’re dating again . . .
Happy birthday, Cynthia Rowley. I found this photo of you on wikifeet.com, where your feet have earned a 3.5-out-of-5-stars rating. No, I am not kidding . . .
Happy birthday, Alexis Arquette. I sometimes wonder what it would be like to be born into such a talented family, but only because no one in my family has any talent . . .
Happy birthday, Iekeliene Stange. I finally learned how to pronounce your name by clicking on your Wikipedia page. I don’t know why it took me so long to look it up. If it wasn’t your birthday, I’d blame you for not being interesting enough . . .
Happy birthday, Christopher Kane. You’re a Leo? I never would have guessed that Leo is your zodiac sign. Are you sure that today is your birthday?