Happy birthday, Andreja Pejic. I don’t care if it’s politically correct to call you Australian. To me, you’ll always be a Bosniak . . .
Happy birthday, Tom Ford. I see Mr. Porter is going to start selling your clothes. Finally, I’m not going to have to travel to Las Vegas to see the $1000 jeans I can’t afford!
Happy birthday, Elaine Irwin. I remember this cover. If anyone ever made the case for natural eyebrows, it was you!
Happy birthday, Claudia Schiffer. We have a lot in common. I’m one-quarter German supermodel on my mother’s side . . .
Happy birthday, Holly Hallstrom. Is it strange that I grew up wanting your job?
Happy birthday, Barbara Eden. What are the odds that we would both have “buy new harem pants” at the top of our lists?
Happy birthday, Giuliana Rancic. Sometimes I’m not so sure whether I like you or not, and then I see something like this and all is good in the world . . .